Briley

A Briley is a aggressive and unpredictable creature. Briley is protected ALWAYS by black under armour, blue jeans, and lace-up boots. The briley has, sort of, studied martial arts by watching 1000's hours of anime and now has the power to replicate any move. The Briley's weapon of choice is either a sword or an air-soft pistol. Besides aggression, Briley is a computer genious and has investigated computer science since the dawn of computers. Since then, the Briley has found gaming interesting and has proceeded to become uber 1337. The Briley has no real love life, but covets the signifigant others of any person around the creature. With no love life comes no social life. Even though the Briley is interested in higher learning, the equivilant of college by normal human standards, the creature still only befriends high school students. The Birley participates in the ritualistic DnD games with his aforementioned high school friends. In short, the Briley is a creature of wonder, mystery, aggression, loneliness, and the creature often believes that its race is a B.A.M.F.. The term "Briley," actually originated from the family of archiologists and zoologists that discovered the creature still roaming around.

You are so smart and stupid at the same time, so therefore you are a Briley.

by Marc A. August 29, 2006

The Bible

A book written about how God chose to create the world and humanity. The story continues with God interacting with humanity through the israelites. Humans sin, and God can't be around sin, but Jesus comes around and by paying the price for sin, death, Jesus makes it possible for humanity to relate to God again.

The Bible is about how God relates to humanity, and many people believe that it is truth. A very controversial book, has stories, advice, a moral code, and descriptions of how people can relate back to God

If you are interested in learning about Christianity, the Bible is a good place to start.

by drumhanderson February 6, 2010

brablem

an obsticle of frustration and difficulty in the attempt to remove a lady's undergarments.

Dude 1: So how did last night go?

Dude 2: ... I had a little brablem.

by Freddy J Barrett October 19, 2003

Trinity Bible College

Or TBC for short. A dramatic school where the most elite of goody goods go to become Assembly of God nuns and monks. In reality should be Trinity Bible Convent.

I'm going to Trinity Bible College to piss my life away, wanna come too? Misery loves company.

by LifeSucksHere September 25, 2007

The Wilford Brimley

A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.

See definition of The Wilford Brimley.

by Silly illy willy billy July 13, 2011

The Holy Bible

The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature

The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.

by Mike N. Ike February 1, 2021

The Bible

A book of morals
only taken seriously by idiots with blind faith.
It is full of hypocracy, if you take it seriously then you are sexist (in Corinthians) and racist. mabey if you idiots acualy read it you'd see its not as great as you think.

the bible is a book of morals

by A Thinker May 5, 2005