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A Briley is a aggressive and unpredictable creature. Briley is protected ALWAYS by black under armour, blue jeans, and lace-up boots. The briley has, sort of, studied martial arts by watching 1000's hours of anime and now has the power to replicate any move. The Briley's weapon of choice is either a sword or an air-soft pistol. Besides aggression, Briley is a computer genious and has investigated computer science since the dawn of computers. Since then, the Briley has found gaming interesting and has proceeded to become uber 1337. The Briley has no real love life, but covets the signifigant others of any person around the creature. With no love life comes no social life. Even though the Briley is interested in higher learning, the equivilant of college by normal human standards, the creature still only befriends high school students. The Birley participates in the ritualistic DnD games with his aforementioned high school friends. In short, the Briley is a creature of wonder, mystery, aggression, loneliness, and the creature often believes that its race is a B.A.M.F.. The term "Briley," actually originated from the family of archiologists and zoologists that discovered the creature still roaming around.
You are so smart and stupid at the same time, so therefore you are a Briley.
by Marc A. August 29, 2006
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