Smokin Blumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, smoking a crack pipe.

" Did anyone see where the pipe went?"

" Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"

Smokin Blumpkin by ShannanD April 19, 2023

Brown Sugar Blumpkin 

The receiving of oral pleasure whilst taking a particularly sticky, post-bourbon, dump.
Also known as the B-James.

Hey Jim, I finished a 10-pack of JD's last night. Any chance I can get that Brown sugar blumpkin you owe me?

Brown Sugar Blumpkin by doot_toot April 19, 2017

Full slam dunk blumpkin 

Otherwise known as a "chrimp-an-heave"

This term defines the phenomena when a chrimp is receiving a blow job, he shuts in his hands and flings it on top of the head of the one giving said blow job, as if scoring a slam dunk in basketball.

This phenomenon does however come with risks such a the action of flinging Shit may cause tennis elbow in the randy chrimp, or at times the Shit can be an irritant to the skin on top of the head one the one giving said blow job.

Why hasn't the zookeeper giving that chrimp his fucking full slam dunk blumpkin yet!!

Full slam dunk blumpkin by Arkyboy19 August 21, 2018

Double reverse blumpkin 

When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.

The only reason I like house parties is pulling the old double reverse blumpkin before I leave.

Double reverse blumpkin by Coltnasty August 19, 2021

Rose Blumpkin 

Basicallly while you are getting a blumpkin you are reading a magazine and smoking a cigarette.

Tony: Yesterday I was taking a shit, smoking and reading a magazine and got my first Rose Blumpkin

Rose Blumpkin by twisters May 8, 2009

Ultra Blumpkin 

The act of receiving oral-sex while having explosive diarrhea.

Guy: Dude, your sister got drunk and gave me an Ultra Blumpkin last night.

Ultra Blumpkin by Gettin' A. Beejay March 21, 2010

Glass Bottom Blumpkin 

The fine European art of performing the Glass Bottom Blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. The male receives a ravaging blow job from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male's external anal sphincter. As the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo butter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.

At a social event, Nathan explains to Hari last night's turn of events.
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....

Glass Bottom Blumpkin by Hari and Nathan September 6, 2007