smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

beta release

When a game company releases a half finished product and uses the term "beta release" to excuse any and all glitches. These games are usually never finished, but are still profited from.

Have you played the game DayZ? It's been a beta release for three years now with no real improvements!

by Ross The Fly June 6, 2016

Beta

Dick

Your being such a beta Fatima.

by madammmm May 3, 2018

Beta

A person (male in most cases) that's named Ivan.

Look at Ivan, he's such a beta cuck!

by Punkdoger February 13, 2018

heta beta

A straight male sleeping around with many women but claim one. Not realising all them women he slept around with did the exact same thing.

Heta beta walking down the street. Heta beta looking incomplete. Heta beta spittin' all these rymes. Heta beta who can't even spend a dime

by kon51 January 10, 2017

Beta stoic

A regular Beta guy who embraced Stoicism as a way to be more masculine and gain the acceptation of chicks with no succes.

“Hey, today Stoicon is full of Beta Stoics”
Change my mind

by LeJean November 4, 2019

beta

when someone doesn't write their essay the night it's due and doesn't stay up 5 hours to write it

what an absolutely D I S G U S T I N G beta of a creature.

by alphaKA November 15, 2020