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Benchod

Guy who’s been pushed way passed the friend zone but doesn’t give up. Always talks shit about the dudes his crush likes. Calls his crush a sister but secretly tries sleeping w her
I thought you guys were brosis in high school, but now are married? That guy is a benchod
by Baba199999 July 11, 2020
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sitting on the bench

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino
by Child's Play April 15, 2011
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BENCH

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003
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Johnny Bench Called

Another way of saying "Catch you later"

Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.

In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.

Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm

Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)

See Catch ya later
by Xilften September 24, 2009
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Benchmade

To stab someone, specifically with a knife manufactured by the Benchmade knife company
Bitch, don't make me benchmade you!
by Leotheo January 14, 2010
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bencher

A person who sits on the bench of their hang-out spot. In order to be a bencher, you must hang out within close proximity of a bench. A bencher is the top of the hierarchy of a hangout spot. This was started in Los Amigos High School. Also see "floorer", "scoocher".
After years of being on the Senior Stage at LAHS, Chris is a full-fledged bencher and has his own seat which is never touched.
by Kevin Lopes May 4, 2006
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Bench Player

A Bench Player is another word for a hater/player hater. A Bench Player either has no game, or weak ass game but has the nerve to talk shit about someone who has game and is using it successfully.

A Bench Player hangs around social media platforms talking shit about people who are really doing things with their lives or careers. Quite often, Bench Players have very little to show for themselves, have failed careers, o/and are dreamers.

You can spot a Bench Player by checking the comment section of blogs and social media platforms The Bench Player will have a series of comments saying basically the same thing and always negative, which usually means the success of others has triggered him/her.

A Bench Player talks negatively about positive people and events.
At 35, you live in your Mom's basement, fap 24/7, and play Madden trying to relive your highschool quarterback days, then tell me I'm not going to do anything big in pro football after being drafted in the first round? What a Bench Player!!!
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
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