missed the boat

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

by Penemue October 19, 2005

im on a boat

the most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. "Im on a boat" muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

Leonardo Di Caprio in Titanic "I'm King of the World" basically saying "Im on boat mutha fucka!"

by Niral B.ip April 6, 2009

Run a boat

We go run a boat later in Caribbean slang refers to cooking.

Yo!Brethen me hungry, yah know.

No worry yahself man! We go run a boat soon. Zeen?

by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021

Tricycle Penis Boat

A gender some people identify as. Very sexy.

Gavin: bro I think I identify as a tricycle penis boat.

Forrest: it's okay man I think I do to.

Both: OMG SAMESIES

by bllr May 20, 2021

i'm on a boat

When your a boss chillin on a boat wearin a tuxedo then a cookin outfit and some stunner shades. While rappin and ridin real dolphins and climbing buoys rather than those motherfuckin trees getting leaves up your ass.

"Take a picture trick, I'm on a boat bitch. We drinking the Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies."

"Oh fuck thats my favorite song eveeeeeeeer!"

by Chantel Cliche April 14, 2009

Da Boat

A large steamroller pipe that looks like a giant purple penis. Made by Graphix, this piece is legendary among those who have used it. Got its name after those who purchased it listened to "On A Boat" all the way home from the trip to get it. Traditionally used in the shed known as Da Boat House. It was confiscated by campus police on 3/14/2010. Its legacy lives on, however, in a small steamroller known as Da Dingy.

Dude, I just hit Da Boat and I am high as hell.

by Sir Kinsey III March 6, 2011

Pink Paddle Boat

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.

Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."

by zanderiv April 6, 2010