bean breath 

a derogatory term for a mexican person.

Guy: hey check out bean breath over there.
Dude: quite down man I wanna do his sister.

bean breath by george January 20, 2005

bean queen 

homosexual male that is only attracted to latino guys

Whitey is trying to hookup with Carlos of course, because he's a bean queen.

bean queen by Erik November 9, 2004

Bean Queen 

An internet celebrity title established in the "Things Filled With Beans, That Shouldn't Be" Facebook group, whereby the person in question took part in a photoshoot in a bean field. She was then elevated to legume royalty.

This eventual fallout resulted in a half-naked massage therapist announcing his departure, thus being dubbed the Bean King.

"Long live the Bean Queen. The Queen of Beans!"

"Goddamnit I'm so sick of Bean Queen being overshared. It's not funny anymore. I'm out. Bye guys."

Bean Queen by HarbingerOfBeans January 7, 2022

Bean Maintenance 

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).

Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.

Bean Maintenance by Markiwi September 14, 2006

bean shooter 

1. one who compulsively lies and constantly makes up information that is untrue or exaggerated

yo, shut up you bean shooter!

bean shooter by talaaa April 20, 2006

bean porn 

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

bean porn by fat grimes August 6, 2006

Bean Holder 

A vessel used to arrange beans at the height of one bean high, whilst also aligning them in the same direction to create optimum cooking conditions

Dale: Can I borrow your bean holder to cook my beans at an optimum rate?

Carl: No, have a goblin instead

Kishan: I used it yesterday and it was great but the goblin wasnt

Bean Holder by True_Tokah November 24, 2011