Acia Berry

A mildly ok fruit native to Brazil that has only middling levels of antioxidants—less than that of Concord grape, blueberry, and black cherry juices, but more than cranberry, orange, and apple juices. Many internet scams have been promoting it as one of the most amazing super-fruits on earth. This is a lie.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I just heard about this awesome new fruit, the Acia berry! I think I'll buy 12 thousand from this shady site I saw online!
Guy 2: You're being an idiot.

by gwway November 27, 2010

berry blaster

to inject ones testicles with berry juice for a tasty suprise when you hit the old G spot.

yeah give me that berry blaster!

by stackattack January 2, 2011

barty

n: (pl: barties) An awesome Friday-night party at the awesome residence of the one and only Bart. Barties normally consist of a gathering of "the friend group" where ping pong, swimming, movie-watching, eating, the playing of pocket billiards, ramen-making, and arguing with his Dad about various mathematical orders of operation take place. They generally conclude with the making of more ramen, and Smash Bros playing.(Note: Clothing is Optional)

v: -ing -ied
The act of attending a Barty.

n: "I heard Taylor jumped in the pool with all his clothes on at last night's barty."

v: "Hey man, you bartying this Friday?"

by Praveen April 28, 2004

chuck berry breakfast

Similar to dingleberry stew; the chuck berry breakfast consists of human feces slathered in pancake syrup and butter served on a hot pane of glass. Favorite morning time meal of legendary R&B musician Chuck Berry. See Cold Carl.

"This chuck berry breakfast is chock full o' nuts."
"My lady was constipated so she couldn't serve me a chuck berry breakfast."

by Snapper Carr January 4, 2005

Bertation

The feeling you get for someone who only won two grammy's when they were nominated for ten.

Well a very very hepay uh hevay da bertation tonight we had a very dara dareson bite lets go hit tara tazen engschlebet dey had da pit.

by Dareson Engschlebet March 4, 2011

bert mccracken

my love

ma love

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Bert

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".

Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016