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Assitude

The scale with which one can be rated as an ass, asshole, asshat, or any combination thereof. These people generally fall along the lines of what is described in Denis Leary's "Asshole" song. Ratings of assitude can range from your average tribal-tatted, grunting gym rat all the way up to Bernie Madoff.
Person 1: That guy's assitude just jumped about 50 points. I'm pretty sure I hate him now more than Jersey Shore.

Person 2: Whoa, that's pretty bad.
by Carbomb December 18, 2010
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asshat

1. (adjective) used to describe someone who has pissed you off.

2. (noun) A type of formalwear worn on the buttox of a man or women during sex. )see also top hat)

3. Martha Stewart after and before her prison break.
1. Merv is such an asshat! He sunk my yacht with a stick of dynamite!

2. Alex put on his asshat as he was mounting Gary for the first time.

3. Martha sold her IMCLONE stock and she went to jail. The asshat then proceeded to break out.
by Raccooninabox January 23, 2007
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asshat

when someone talks out their ass so much they might as well wear it as a hat.
'that kid is such an asshat. do you believe what he just said?"

'anyone who thinks marriage should be outlawed is such an asshat'
by Michael Simon July 16, 2008
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asstitude

A state of being, replete with personality tendencies so incredibly vile and off-putting that there is simply no other term for their level of social communication. A complete lack of anything even remotely resembling a clinical attitude (even a negative one).
"Bro, gimme a drink."
"Excuse me?"
"I SAID gimme a DRINK. It's fuckin' HOT."
"Dude, you need to check your asstitude at the door."
by Gregory Novak May 10, 2007
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asshat

One whose degenerate behavior warrants the removal of their ass and it's transplantation to the top of their cranium. Not to be confused with an assclown.
Ursula: Dude, Yakoff is being such an asshat
Bluttocks: You mean he needs his ass moved to the top of his head?
Ursula: That is what an asshat is
by Q Nasty December 9, 2008
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flaw as shit

by Boss ass wigger December 19, 2013
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asshat

A silly or foolish person, that sometimes says contradictory things.
John- Stew my head is big but also small
Stew- John shut up you asshat!
by Zack M November 6, 2008
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