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Alex Healy

~Gay
~loves Bill(aka the best person to ever live)
~likes butt stuff
~and ur reading this rn wondering why i put this here
Alex Healy is a retarded little cum slut
by Anvils February 25, 2020
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Alexander Abbey

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Alexander Hamilton

Simp-man whore sleep with Eliza John Lauren’s and Martha and also was a pretty famous and smart person
Alexander Hamilton is crazy about his legacy
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Alex L

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020
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Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.
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Alexandria’s Genesis

Internet disease that isn’t real:

Alexandria’s Genesis-Purple Eyes

Φ Clear, silver-like purple eyes (after 1st birthday; deepen in color until onset of puberty)
Φ No facial or body hair growth beyond what was already there at birth
Φ Dark brown or black hair
Φ Shimmering white skin that resist tanning and burning
Φ Lack of menstruation cycle (in women)
Φ Highly evolved immune system (has been known to resist every disease known to man so far)
Φ Appear 5-20 years younger (after the age of 21, the aging process slows down greatly; it stops completely between the ages of 40-50)
Φ Long life span (ranges from 130-170 years)
Φ Perfect vision
Φ Never overweight (their metabolism prevents the gaining of too much fat a.k.a., partial lipodystophy)
Φ Well-developed and proportioned bodies
Φ Found mainly in women of Euro-American descent
Φ Women are the primary carriers of the mutation
Φ Children born from mothers with the mutation are also carriers
Φ Mutation remains active generation after generation
Φ Mutation grows stronger generation after generation

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Person wearing purple contacts: I have Alexandria’s Genesis.

Everyone: no that’s fake
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alex turner

the sexiest mf in the world, a talented man, aka alex the band guy
"do you know Alex Turner?"
"who's Alex?"
"the band guy"
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