by genderbender4000 February 13, 2017
Get the gender pandamug. to have two black eyes
by Sigfried & Kremhild July 6, 2005
Get the panda-eyedmug. The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.
"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."
by Chase61 January 26, 2010
Get the Crouching Pandamug. A male that believes he is the Alpha male, that all his conquests are his decision and due to this is becoming somewhat extinct.
To get by Fat Pandas will sleep with anything, any age and any race, causing conflict between their own kind, many are becoming deformed and disease ridden due to their low level standards and hygiene.
Fat Pandas Male activities leave a lot to be desired, you can usually spot them in bushes and trees around local play areas and schools, the black around the eyes adds to camouflage when camping out.
To get by Fat Pandas will sleep with anything, any age and any race, causing conflict between their own kind, many are becoming deformed and disease ridden due to their low level standards and hygiene.
Fat Pandas Male activities leave a lot to be desired, you can usually spot them in bushes and trees around local play areas and schools, the black around the eyes adds to camouflage when camping out.
by yiddo8 May 2, 2011
Get the Fat Pandamug. Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good
by Panda_Enjoyer September 14, 2005
Get the panda expressmug. girl: what type of guys do you like
black girl: oh i like black and white guys
girl: Ohhhhhh so your a panda bear
black girl: oh i like black and white guys
girl: Ohhhhhh so your a panda bear
by taylorthefirst1 February 24, 2015
Get the panda bearmug. Its when a white man covers his dick in old bamboo and fucks a black chick in the ass then you procied to fart in her mouth and blow your load in her mouth and stuff the bamboo down her throat to make a tunnel to shoot your load down
by z-man 69* May 6, 2009
Get the The Stanky Pandamug.