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Zooted

Meaning : High , drunk , mostly weed high
Mauricio Santos was zooted in class. Hailey Orona was zooted in her tiktok video.
by Mauricio Santos November 17, 2018
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Zoomed Out

Mental fatigue from overuse of Zoom, the enterprise video conferencing software turned digital classroom. Common amongst University Students in quarantine.
Oliver: "Hey dude, wanna chat via zoom tomorrow about this assignment"
Matt: "Nah, I've already got 2 zoom calls scheduled for tomorrow for other things, so I'll pretty much be zoomed out"
by verlio March 28, 2020
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Zoosexual

A fake term made by zoophiles because they think that bestiality should be normalized.
Zoophile: I am a zoosexual

Literally everyone ever: get away from me animal fucker
by UpsideDownBoi July 12, 2019
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zoomer humor

Any humor that zoomers enjoy. Usually annoying and unfunny.
Alex is the epitome of zoomer humor.
by Moose42 March 29, 2020
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zoomie zoomie

A drinking game involving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, "fuck me, everybody let's play zoomie zoomie.. zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay". Everyone is given a number, from one to however many players there are. Once the last "zoomie zoomaay" is sung, Player 1, in time with the clapping, chants, for example, "one one, four four!". Still in time with the music, Player 4 must recognize that his/her number had been called, and do the same. Ex: "four four, nine nine!". Player 9 would go next, and so forth. The first person to mess up has to drink, and the game starts again with the song.
Warning: advised to play in only in secluded areas, as the singing/chanting of "zoomie zoomie" will become quite loud.
by S.T.D. July 24, 2007
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Ok Zoomer

Ok Zoomer is used when a kid posts a stupid/cringeworthy comment that is supposed to be funny.
Zoomer comments,
"Belle Delphine: I have the most expensive water
NileRed: Hold my diamond water"
Boomer replies,
"Ok Zoomer"
by LankyLarry_ January 2, 2020
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Zoonie

Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.

Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
"Sally's the biggest zoonie I know."

"You wanna fuck her don't you?"

"Yeah"
by Sqid February 14, 2007
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