Zoomer Denial

When a member of Generation Z or a "Zoomer" denies that the fourth industrial revolution is happening.

Bob: Griffin told me that he thinks Ethereum is a ponzi scheme. I'm worried about him.
Alice: He just doesn't understand blockchain technology. He's deep in zoomer denial right now. Hopefully he snaps out of it before it's too late.

by EvilIndustryInc April 3, 2021

Zoomergency

Zoomergency: That moment in time, usually approximately five minutes before your meeting, that you realize you have a Zoom meeting and you're still in your pajamas and have bed head.

YIKES, Zoomergency!! I have a Zoom meeting with my boss, Miriam, in five minutes and my hair is a mess.

What's wrong with Mariam, she just ran out of here like a maniac. She was salty. It must be a Zoomergency, did you see her hair?

I just got back from a Zoomergency. I forgot all about my 9am meeting with Smexy.

by Del Ritchie October 29, 2020

zoomer boomer

A zoomer that has gone so far back in technological time that they have the identical technological prowess as the generation they are usually wasting their time trying to make fun of.

"Joe is a complete idiot, he just asked me how to install firefox on his laptop."

"Yeah, he's a zoomer boomer, he takes pictures of his monitor with his phone and sends them to me in an email when he could just take a screenshot and message it to me."

by trollerroller February 4, 2022

zooded

When you are extremely fucked up. You can be drunk when your past drunk and fucked up your zooded the only thing left after
zooded is 911.

I got Zooded last night.

by Gn October 10, 2005

zoodelop

Big ol' head. A massive cabeza.

Man, look at that nigga's zoodelop.

by RAO January 18, 2005

zoomer talk

slang or sayings used by people on tik tok, either in videos or in comments.

example : "ayo fam deadass no cap frfr ong. "

also known as "tik tok language".

A : ayo fam, stop the cap.

B : bruh im deadass.

C : can yall stop with the zoomer talk?

by sbevennocap July 7, 2022

Okay Zoomer

An insult to “Gen Z” / “Generation Z” / “Zoomer” people, used by “Gen X” / “Generation X” / “Baby Boomers”. Usually, it refers to the “impatient” trait of the “Gen Z” people who almost always don’t do any fact check and believe whatever they see in social media or even offline as long as few people are talking about it. For example, if a meme is trending in Instagram, “Gen Z” just doesn’t do enough research to validate the authenticity of the meme and will simply go with the “trend”.

“Gen Z”: You know there’s this awesome new phrase everyones using which insults old people because they are not willing to understand the new trend!!

“Gen X”: Okay Zoomer!

by Zort June 21, 2020