When you deficate into your lover, partner or random drunk-hookup's mouth, then make them puff their cheeks out as you smash them together, exploding shit and saliva everywhere.
by makibr June 1, 2007

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

That sudden, uncontrollable urge to pop a zit, just to watch it ooze. A gross but all too common human phenomenon.
by mcnz the great October 25, 2009

by Mike Goff June 11, 2006

The cluster formation of pimples -- both white/blackheads and reddish, burnt acne scars that cover the majority of the face in a beard-like pattern.
"woah, did you see T-bor's face yesterday? he must've been heavily into the chocolates and beer cause he's grown a total zit-beard"
by sniffyvon November 10, 2005

The little, annoying flaws you find when you dig deeper into something that's beautiful on the surface... like a woman who looks gorgeous clothed, but has a pimply butt when you get her undressed.
OS X Leopard is beautiful on the surface, but it's still got a few butt zits to be sandpapered off in the next release.
by Craptologist January 12, 2008

by kickflipdude July 23, 2011
