New Zealand

An insignificant group of islands in the South Pacific inhabited by 55 million sheep, 4.5 million of which think they are human.

American: "Are you British?"
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*

English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."

by Dunners_boi October 5, 2010

New Zealand

A place where you will find many sheep and no black people

tourist: where are the black people?
New Zealand: theres no such thing

by Can'tHelpYourself December 9, 2008

New Zealand

A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!

Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"

by Icyrox January 18, 2009

New Zealand Carwash

The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.

Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!

You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?

Me: No, no it was not.

by pulzd March 16, 2011

New Zealand

A useless country which the natives (Maoris) believed they "fished up". Well known to get down and dirty with its sheep population.

New Zealand History (Maori POV): Aw bro, did ya know that we fished up da North Island? It was sweet as cuz...

by Myswordpl0xsu November 6, 2009

gutty zelaz

when you go camping with all guys and attempt to perform gutty sexual tactics upon them. you take them out into the bush with promise's of blunts but really all you get is a mental scar for the rest of your now tainted life. very similar but not unlike a gutty tinsly

eli and chris ball at lions valley , phillip zelazny attempted to wheel them both and failed, thus sending him into a very sad career of bad stand up comedy and roaming sunday in a lepord print gimp suit. this is an exellent example of a "gutty zelaz"

by wu tang 420 January 10, 2010

Veronica Zemanova

The hottest female Pornstar on the planet. Has a nice rack, and nice ass. Comes from the Czech Republic, and does nude centerfolds. SHE IS SO DAMN HOT!

"I have 2,000 Veronica pics on my comp."

by Diaz January 16, 2005