wittishism

A statement or story that has the pattern or structure of a joke or quip but is actually a confirmation of expectation rather than subversion of it.

- /u/WrongYouAreNot

“I identify as an attack helicopter, snowflake!”

“Sorry, sport! That ‘joke’ isn’t really offensive or funny, it just shows that you don’t really understand humor. You’re just appealing to other people who think like you with wittishisms like that.”

by ElliNoriColi May 13, 2021

morning wettie

A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.

I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.

by Hetril August 12, 2016

alda wytte

alda wytt?

alda wytte tribute gameplay 2k17

by SHADYNIGLETg June 28, 2017

desk wetting

Pissing on a desk

Oh fuck me, George is desk wetting again

by SquirtingGranny August 12, 2017

Wattie

Wattie Buchan, singer for punk rock band the Exploited.

wattie is fucking punk as fuck

by max January 3, 2005

watties can

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...

Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."

by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009

WTTI

Short for "Welcome to the Internet." Used sarcastically when someone shares an outdated video or meme and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

"OMG have you guys seen Missing Missy? LOLOLOL." "WTTI bro."

by Denim_Chicken January 1, 2012