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Go write a book

A phrase used when someone says something stupid, pisses you off, or buts into your conversation at an inopportune time.
Girl: Hey would you want to see my new dance. I shake my hips a lot and want someone's opinion.

Dude: I would love to see your special dance.
Guy: Hey I just went to jack and I said hello and he just screamed. It was just hilarious.
Dude:Go write a book
by AlexDaBeast December 11, 2010
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Well, I'm a writer.

Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.
No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.
by JormanThoad November 13, 2018
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writer's block

A point in writing where the writer runs head first into a brick wall in their writing process. Which may result in a writer bashing their head repeatedly into their keyboard/laptop/notebook/etc. until words or blood is freely flowing. Also might be because the characters are fed up with all the crap the author puts them through and go on strike.
Nurse: What caused those contusions on your forehead?
Author: *gingerly touching wounds on forehead* I have writer's block.
by alstarryn January 5, 2009
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writers bench

located on 149th street in upper manhattan
once a meeting place for graffiti writers in new york city (1970's & 1980's). people would watch the art on the passing trains (it was where the 2 & 5 lines converged)
now thanks to the mta and the clean train movement... it is only historical location, a reminder of what once was.
by bootsy collins April 13, 2003
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to write love on her arms

an organization dedicated to helping people that are suffering through addictions and depression;
an organization that has saved my life;
also known as TWLOHA, which is an abbreviation
girl one: what does your shirt say?
gril two: to write love on her arms.
girl one: what's that?
girl two: an amazing organization that's dedicated to people who are "troubled"
by TWLOHA supporter August 6, 2008
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writefag

A writefag is similar to a drawfag, except with prowess in writing stories and such instead of artistic abilities.
Writefags and drawfags are similar in the fact that they both possess skill, and are sometimes admired for their skill respective skill. One can be a drawfag AND a writefag.

While drawfags have artistic abilities, writefags are great at writing stories and other literature. Some writefags are grammar nazis.
by Minty Toast July 16, 2009
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write you off

When someone shrugs you off or doesn't care about you.
They don't think you're important that's why they write you off.
by Misfit940407 August 28, 2013
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