Would you rather

A game where you are given a choice between two embarassing scenarios and you have to choose one.

Would you rather have a threesome with your parents and nobody find out?

OR

Not have a threesome with your parents and have everybody think you did?

by markwonder November 19, 2010

would you like to go out for coffee?

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.

Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!

by LosTFaN 4 8 15 May 23, 2009

Would'neh Dweed

The opposite to Dweed or fuck

When someone is expressing their dislike to the thought of having sex with someone

Commonly used in Glasgow Scotland

Dude 1: Would you dweed her

Dude 2: Nah man I would'neh dweed her if you paid me

by VixenGlasvagas February 5, 2010

would not survive a vibe check rn

a phrase indicating that you are not in a good mood or are feeling sad

person 1: "you good bro"

person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"

person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"

by CallMeLeBonBon November 13, 2019

Would you like a poppadom?

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.

Would you like a poppadom? He said.

by Famsham February 15, 2018

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you?

A disturbing question I asked Chris walking home in a drunken state.

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you with a strap on?

by Dave Eras August 12, 2004

would you like to go for coffee

Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"

No. No I wouldn't.

by Richter September 25, 2003