Wolked

When you are the perfect combination of Yolked and Woke

As Jim continuously ranted about the need for more emotional support dogs, Pam couldn't help but notice his bulging biceps and how overall wolked he was

by Bonk Monkey October 1, 2019

Wonkety

Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.

When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.

Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.

My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.

by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010

wonkdonkulous

Ridiculously wonky

Use your word in a wonkdonkulous sentence.

by Contextno December 17, 2014

Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”

by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019

wonkette

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.

That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

by Singh Nguyen June 15, 2007

Wonged

when you make plans with a chick and at the last minute she says she's invited her friend along.

"made plans for a nice little day canoeing on the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to decline."

by lowestform July 19, 2012

wonkey donkey

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

by Alan C May 30, 2006