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penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.
man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'
by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009
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wet wonker

It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.
Man i can't wait to get home so my dad can give me my daily wet wonker!
by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017
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Creepy Winker

As the man is about to cum he pulls out and jerks off in your face making sure to blow most of the load in one of your eyes. He then forces you to keep it there and go about your day as if there’s nothing wrong.
I gave her the creepy winker and she had to talk to her boss. She had one when shut like pop eye.
by \m/aze December 28, 2020
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winker

When you take a dump and the tail of the turd sticks out and winks at you
I took a dump,I had a winker
by shoemannnn July 9, 2009
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winker

1)In porn movies, an asshole (anus) that can contract and expand after anal sex, digital or mechanical insertion. "Forcing semen out of the asshole after an internal anal ejaculation are what winkers do best."
winker, winky, butt fart, cumfart, ass jizz.
by captfreak September 25, 2007
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Winkerbean

Name for a supposed friend who has anal intercourse with your dad.
Dude 1: Hey, I fucked your dad last night!

Dude 2: What the Fuck man!? You're such a Fuckin Winkerbean!!

Dude 1: Your dad fucks good man.
by DanG%25 February 12, 2008
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Winker

An attribute displayed by a psychotic individual, who, depsite immediate appearances, has no game. The winking cannot be controlled, and becomes a trademark for the individual. With enough time spent conversing with a Winker, their manipulative, lying, and psychotic habits become crystal clear, and begin to creep you out.
(insert name here) told me he was in love with me, and THAAAAT's why he was acting so crazy and OCD-ish. What a winker!
by the prettiest tornado November 7, 2010
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