Windshielding

When recieving a blowjob from someone with glasses, you pull out and cum on their glasses.

I was getting great head from this girl with some sexy glasses on and I knew I was going to be windshielding her all night.

by Donjavaman August 6, 2011

Idaho windage

Idaho windage is the practice of applying a horizontal adjustment of the point of aim for wind (windage) without the use of any physical or mechanical adjustments on a potato gun

the potato missed again, I need to adjust for Idaho windage

by CrazyCasey s. July 5, 2012

South Carolina Windshield

The act of picking up a girl at a Walmart, taking her home to have sex with her, and when you are about to cum, you pull out, put a plastic Walmart bag (must be from a Walmart) over her face, and ejaculate onto the bag that is now covering her face.

Person A: Dude, I picked up a girl at Walmart last night.

Person B: Oh, nice! Did you give her a South Carolina Windshield?

Person A: Yup! Luckily I had a Walmart bag lying around at my house to put over her head to cum on.

Person B: Good, cause everyone knows that without a Walmart bag, it's not a South Carolina Windshield.

Person A: Yeah, that's a necessity for a proper South Carolina Windshield

by SleevesAreFascistPropaganda September 19, 2018

alabama windchime

The grouping of multiple African Americans hung from a large tree in Alabama

After that August lynching, the land owners stood in awe of the newest Alabama Windchime.

by AmericanHistoryX September 9, 2005

San Francisco windchime

The act of a man kneeling on all fours and his having partner blows air onto or into his asshole, taint, balls and penis.

"Hey after we eat these subway sandwiches, let's go back to my place and you can give me a good, old-fashioned San Franciso windchime."

I was promptly thrown out of the respectable massage parlor for asking the masseuse for a San Francisco windchime.

by Bearbat April 25, 2015

winnah

not a lewsah

he just pwned j00...he is such a winnah

by Insane_Mind July 6, 2003

Windchimes

A euphonism used to describe the testicles, originating from their vague resemblance to porch decorations.

1. "Do you want to play my windchimes?"
2. "AND THEN SHE KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE WINDCHIMES."

by J-Swifty October 20, 2007