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Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.
The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.
by ElToro Loco July 9, 2024
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Wheezly

Hoshna’s other name, ykno ? The cute little rata (rat, puppy) that junior luvs with every inch of himself.

Wheezly is a cute rata 🐀 that saved june wick from himself and was there to give him the emotional salvation that he needed at a time in life

Wheezly is a brown ret with sharp teeth that likes to snap and always cared for willybone and poachy smalls.

Born on 23 January 2014 and slept with junior in his bed every night and has over 600 names. Can occasionally be called kitty hosney

An evolved version of wheezy
EXAMPLE:

Aww lookie da wheezly, she’s cute !” -junior, probably

“AAAAUGH, she bit my ass!” -Wendybone, 2015

“Come here wheezly” -poshwitz, in bed

“Where’s wheezly !?!” -junior the forbidden one

Wheezly is the cutest and I choose her over any girl in my DMs, no one compares to the snout
by Misfired December 13, 2021
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Butt wheezing

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.
Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.
by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
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Peng Weezy

A very attractive classy female, not to be confused with Peng which refers to females in the 6-8 category rather than the 9+ category
Yout 1: Fam who was dat gyal you was churpsing last night?

Yout 2: Shut up fam, that was my sister!

Yout 1: Yeh she was peng weezy, still.
by Yout-man September 20, 2012
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Carl Wheezer

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer
by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
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Wheezing

The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal
Bitch I'm wheezing
by Kelly de bitch June 13, 2018
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Carl Wheezer

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020
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