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Wedding Head

When your mind is completely immersed in the details and feelings about your upcoming wedding.
Having Wedding Head throughout the day at work is awkward, they say I look zombie-like; I watch my coworker’s lips moving while I’m walking down the aisle in my imagination!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019
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Snake's Wedding

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.
"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"
by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015
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portuguese wedding

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.
I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day
by Mr.Quackers5380 June 1, 2017
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Kardashian Wedding

A social term used to describe a commitment one fails to give serious consideration, then instantly regrets and fails to fulfill.
When rich nerd boy asked the head cheerleader to the prom, she first said yes but then pulled a Kardashian Wedding and went with the quarterback instead.
by FroomAJ November 2, 2011
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wedding tackle

by chow yung fat June 24, 2003
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wedding face

The radiant facial expression most women wear on their wedding day. Full of beauty and happiness.
Mary: Oh, I'm getting married tomorrow!
Catherine: I'm sure your wedding face will be glorious!
by Kalivha November 21, 2009
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Shotgun Wedding

A term for a forced marriage after an unexpected pregnancy.

Originating from when the father of the pregnant girl would force the baby's daddy to marry his daughter at gunpoint. This gun was most likely a shotgun as many fathers in the United States were hunters.
Bill knocked up Suzie and now they're having a shotgun wedding
by Sham-Whoa May 20, 2009
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