I carried a watermelon

I can believe I actually said that...so uncool

As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"

by caroline mcc July 14, 2006

Watermelon

Watermelon is cool

Kim: “That is soo watermelon”
Khloé:”What the hell is ‘watermelon’”
Kim: “Watermelon means cool”

by SaveTheSeals March 15, 2019

watermelon gang

the one and only best gang on tsa out there

person: why do i see watermelons everywhere?
person 2: cause the watermelon gang are taking over

person: can i join?
person 2: anyone can join watermelon gang

by taehyungiscute June 5, 2020

coco and stuff the watermelon

when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick

coco and stuff the watermelon please in my ass

by ilumanati March 6, 2018

Kamikaze Watermelon

The kamikaze watermelon, specifically named fooby, has varios ways of appearing in the demented cartoon movie. If someone says a sentence with "kamikaze watermelon" at the end, he's likely to appear. If someone presses a button with a picture of a watermelon above it, he'll come flying by. Despite being a kamikaze, he only ever kills one person.

*A truck driver crashes into a wall*
Guy 1:What was that guy, some kinda kamikaze..person?
Guy 2:Well at least he wasn't a watermelon!
Guy 1:A watermelon? Do you mean like... a kamikaze watermelon?
*fooby the kamikazi watermelon hits the wall*
Guy 2:THAT was a kamikazi watermelon.
Guy 1:What's next?
*a small man hits the wall and dies*
Guy 2:What's gonna happen now?
Guy 1:I dunno, another kamikazi watermelon?
*fooby flies in and blasts guy 1's head off*

by Alex Farley May 17, 2005

Watermelon Sugar

The material most commonly used at Ideath a fictional world in Richard Brautigan’s 1964 novel.

Harry Styles said in an interview that a copy of the book “In Watermelon Sugar” inspired his song title.

by CyanideAvalanche February 1, 2021

Watermelon Squeeze

Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.

Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015