Watermelon 

Green on the outside, red on the inside.

Basically most environmentalist extremists, particularly global warming alarmists.

Watermelon: "we need to put a price on carbon!"

Person: "fuck off you socialist/commie douchebag"

Watermelon by UziSuicide101 August 19, 2010

WATERMELON 

A "WATERMELON" WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO IS SWEET BUT HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS. SEEDS BEING CHILDREN.

"HEY MAN, YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?"

"YEA MAN, I KNOW HER..SHE'S A WATERMELON...SWEET THOUGH BUT DAMN SHE HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS"

"FOR REAL....HOW MAN KIDS SHE GOT?"

WATERMELON by www.myspace.com/allhaters March 24, 2009

watermelon 

old people sex.

watermelon is wet and cruchy.
ew.

watermelon by brittanyxbizarre June 23, 2008

Watermelon 

An evil creature that must be stopped

Watermelon man: *Kills water melon*

Melons: *seek revenge*

Watermelon by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

Watermelon 

Watermelon (noun) A food favorited by cotton picking playas. Usually preferred to be sautéed with barbecue sauce and served with ice cold Kool Aid.

Tyrone: He gots the watermelon!
Demitrious: Yeah slime let’s steal it!

Watermelon by Pube plucker December 20, 2020

watermelon 

summer at its finest 🍉🍉

summer is watermelon

watermelon by Bestie4ever June 7, 2021

Watermelon 

A fat black guy

I saw this massive watermelon walking down main street.

Watermelon by School black kid June 6, 2022