Mom: Hey when we get home can you guys..
son:Watermelon!!!!!!!!!
Dad: mmmmmmm, I'm hungry
son:lets go to the produce section
son:Watermelon!!!!!!!!!
Dad: mmmmmmm, I'm hungry
son:lets go to the produce section
by zester da melesta November 19, 2011
A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
by Onion113 May 27, 2010
by Steveyjew February 9, 2010
After unprotected sex and the women pulls up her knickers and continues her day while the man semen slowing drips out.
Zoë....."Pauline have you got a spare pair of knickers on you"
Pauline......"no why? What's up?"
Zoë......"didn't have a chance to sort my self out after sex and I'm watermeloning"
Pauline......"no why? What's up?"
Zoë......"didn't have a chance to sort my self out after sex and I'm watermeloning"
by Watermelon1987 June 1, 2017
Tracy: Mmm, that was a nice desert Bob. May I ask what the 'secret ingredient' is?
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.
by Makolal July 16, 2009
In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.
"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"
"dude she is so sick!"
" I know, right?"
"dude she is so sick!"
" I know, right?"
by Herbie Mcfish April 30, 2009