wakeboarding

ITS NOT A SKI! gawd! the origin of wakeboarding comes from "skurfing" which came from skiing and surfing combined. The style of the boar is closer to surfing and you are positioned more similar to a surfer rather then a skier. But the skiing part comes from the fact that you do have a boat towing you with a rope and handle, and that you have bindings. Wakeboards have many things that affect the board including, fins and whether you have them or not, the rocker (how far off the ground each side comes). The smaller the rocker the better the rider. Same with fins, no fins=difficult but no fins also=better rider. I for one have been wakeboarding since i was 10, and im 15 now.

The lake is glassy, it's a good time for wakeboarding.

by anniethebizitch May 27, 2005

Dashboard

Something smarter than a Kardashian but dumber than a Board.

(Also a nickname for a board Kardashian)

Peasant: "hey kardashian how are you doing today
Royalty: "bored"
Peasant: "Aw...Dashboard?
Royalty: "Like yea"

IS THE SUN REALLY A STAR?
omg you are such a dashboard

by HtbpFilms April 17, 2017

Sneeze on her dashboard

To cum on a girls forehead.

Jeff's girlfriend is such a ratchet that when they're fucking she totally wants him to sneeze on her dashboard.

by pratorian April 13, 2016

The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”

“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

by Only made the account for this September 25, 2018

Dashboard Confessional

When the driver of a car receives oral sex whilst still in the seat.

As we sat in the parking lot making out, Jane decided to give me a Dashboard Confessional.

by Matt McBeth August 10, 2004

Dashboard Divas

The Dashboard Divas are the most beautiful male specimens in the world- Andres, Dustin, Jason. ....Perfection. They're adorable, funny, unique, and totally great in bed. They can almost always be found hanging the the Click It Or Tickets, because they like rolling with good company. These men are a force to be reckoned with.

Boy 1: "I think I'm gay."
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "I just totally fell in love with a Dashboard Diva."
Boy 2: "Oh, dude, that doesn't count. No one can resist their good looks and charm, even guys like you and me. I fell in love with the Dashboard Divas last week."

by Kerrine February 18, 2009

dashboard confessional

Thee talk you have with a person you're dating while in the car. Instead of looking them deep into their eyes to spill all, you speak at the windshield-dashboard area and exit the stopped vehicle.

"Sherrie drove me home after the movie on date #3. I gave her the dashboard confessional and bounced."

by 'los with the most April 28, 2006