pratorian's definitions

Sneeze on her dashboard

To cum on a girls forehead.

Jeff's girlfriend is such a ratchet that when they're fucking she totally wants him to sneeze on her dashboard.

by pratorian April 13, 2016

Raisin

Fool’s chocolate.

I’m so mad! I bought some chocolate chip cookies at my daughters bake sale at school. When I got home, I tried one and they were raisins! I threw that fools chocolate, right in the trash!

by pratorian January 12, 2024