wanker

Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.

Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Wanker

Someone who is "full of shit", or "full of themselves", as opposed to wank} which means to masturbate. The inference is that they are so in love with themselves they are self-masturbating. Commonly used in Australia to "take the piss" out of people.

He's such a wanker

by luxetraveller July 9, 2014

wanker

A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.

"fuck off wanker" says the American, with an american accent.

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017

wanker

Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.

S: "I don't talk to girls!"
Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"

by plasmafury May 25, 2010

Wanker

1. term used for someone who jacks off all day.
2. A loser who is 35 and lives with his mom and doesn't have a job.
3. a fuckin' retard

1. get your hands out of your pants you wanker
2. man that guy is such a wanker
3. What a wanker

by Stephanie \'youngin\' April 25, 2003

Wanker

First coined in the early 80’s, a wanker is one who currently resides or was born on the westbank of New Orleans, La (Gretna, Marerro, etc). Derived from it’s origin “westbank” (west of the Mississippi River), wankers are most commonly lower income, blue collar Caucasians, who typically speak with poor grammar and in loud tones. Wankers can be easily identified by a fake tan, skirts 3 sizes too small, spikey hair, and domestic cars. It is not uncommon for wankers to get married at an early age (18-25), as well as having children during that same time period. Common physical characteristics of female wankers include outfits that scream for attention but come across as desperate, heavy makeup, possibly fake breasts if they decide to use what small amount of college savings their parents have accumulated on them, and big sunglasses. In males, spiky guido hair is the most dominant characteristic, as well as poorly managed steroid abuse, extra small shirts, stud earrings, and unfashionable shoes. Wankers will often travel out of their element into the Eastbank, where they congregate at clubs such as Republic or The Venue, where for that short span of time try to feel like they fit in with the rest of New Orleans society. Places you will not find wankers include upscale restaurants, wine bars, Saks, and german car dealerships.

You wouldn't catch me dead there on a Saturday night...that place is full of wankers. I'm going to the Columns instead.

Is she really wearing that outfits? She must be a wanker.

I got really drunk last night and hooked up with this random girl at the club. She gave me her number and I was going to call her this weekend, but found out she was a wanker.

by UPT May 22, 2008

Wanker

An Aussie expression for someone who is a total jerk.
Does not necessarily mean that person “wanks” (masturbates)

“Oh that Steve, he’s a complete wanker”

by Robby101 November 1, 2006