A tightly folded up "wad" of toilet paper jammed in your ass
crack to prevent yourself from shitting your
pants because you have diarrhea.
Is a temporary fix, for example if it comes on when you're out in a bar or a club. Note the wad needs to be changed quite frequently.
Is most commonly mistaken for a wad of dough/
money.
In the Bar:
Guy 1:"Hey man, big
night tonight, I've taken out a lot of
cash, how about you - you gonna blow your Wad?"
Guy 2: "I sure as hell hope not..." *runs to
bathroom again*