Waahsturbate

Using one's tears as a lubrication for masturbation.

After my cat died, I started to waahsturbate on all of the walls

by nestlepeniscum March 4, 2009

Waahn

A word meant to produce onomatopoeically
the sound of a baby crying to express
a person's lack of inner fortitude.

Oh Waanh! Tell it to someone who cares..

Also used as in, "Oh call a Waahnbulance!" Stop being such a baby.

by Lanny Quarles April 15, 2004

Waahn

the sound that is released by a dying giraffe.

Hunter #1 - "Die Giraffe" (shots it)
Giraffe #1 - "Waahn!!"

by Steve January 3, 2004

Waahaii!

Exclamation of surprise, alarm, or fear.

"Waahaii! I didn't know you were standing there! Are you *trying* to give me a coronary!?"

by Aquila April 3, 2003

Waahmbulance

Like an "ambulance" you would say your calling one of these when someone is being a total fucking pussy and whining.

Fool1: OMG THA TIS SO GHEY OMG!!!1111
Fool2: omg cry more fag lololol, im gonna call the waahmbulance

by ThaCleric March 1, 2005

Waahm

Sarcastic mock of someone bitching about something

Waahm

by FckingCubanDude August 2, 2010

waahle

a genetically mutated sperm whale; they breathe when they eat.

“You’re being a waahle, you mutated bitch.”
“HUh, OKAy.”

by y33tb01 April 11, 2018