Verted

A feeling so esoteric it can not be explained nor replicated. It is simply unique, a mixed state of euphoria and reasoning.

After years of hard work and dedication, I finally achieved my goal. I am nothing but verted....

by 3_ September 2, 2021

Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

by Wingnut November 23, 2014

titan vortex

titan vortex
when you get trapped in a small town, hit hard by drug addiction and alcholism, as well as sexually transmitted infections spread through incest and sexual abuse

early signs of a titan vortex

1. high alkaline water.
2. community paranoia

3.smack talk to cover up personal shame
4. stealing waitress tip money
5 mouse infested restaurants

titan vortex

the carpet surfing capital tofield has a titan vortex

by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 23, 2019

Vertex^2

The badass-est song to date on the popular dancing game In The Groove 2 (ITG2). Currently it is locked and only playable on the course Nightmare. On expert, it is a tough 13 footer. There are hands and "whacked-out" beats throughout the song. Eventually, the song reaches 555bpm with some crazy jump stepping and bullshitting. You'd be lucky to make it through this song alive.

To sum it all up, Vertex^2 will ruin your shit any day of the week.

(see "images" to see what happens when you try to play vertex^2...nubs...)

Hey wanna play vertex^2?
-Yeah, if I really felt like getting fucked in the ass I would.

or...

*fails vertex^2* OH PISS, MY DEAD FUCKING MATH TEACHER?!

or...

OHHHHHH SHIT VERTEX^2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCKING *dead*

by Pags/JAP September 8, 2005

porn vortex

A dimension where time has no meaning, encountered when looking for left handed web sites on the internet. One could fall into a porn vortex and emerge ten minutes later to discover that three days have passed.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Vortex Syndrome

After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.

Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.

by Laevsky March 13, 2008

Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009