Velcro Bumper

Noun: A female who enjoys grinding her hairy mound into that of another female, for sexual pleasure. A lesbian.

Well, you know...my friend SWEARS that Whitney is a velcro bumper.

by Solinus September 23, 2007

Velcro Momma

When you glue a newborn to it’s Mom and RIP the apart.

Husband: I can’t wait to do the velcro momma to you when y’all are sleeping.
Wife: Gary, the baby hasn’t been with us for 19 years... get over it

by Bayyy The Smartest Blonde February 14, 2021

Velcro dog

When your dog follows u everywhere no matter how long how far and where u go ur dog is ur shadow

My dog keeps following me everywhere I think she's becoming a Velcro dog

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Velcro Hug

The act of two bare, hairy-chested men hugging and then pulling apart slowly.

Due to their first Velcro Hug, Daryl and Gary had to have a barber separate them.

by RedRobster January 8, 2009

Velcroing

When two men with long beards greet each other and rub each other's beards together resulting in the velcroing of the beards.

Laddy greeted John by velcroing their beards together.

by Slickfootanna September 14, 2014

Velcro

The situation a couple faces when their pubic hair gets wound together during intercourse, forcing them to be Siamese twins for at least a year.

Cameron: Why are those queers walking together attached at the crotch?

Brett: Looks like the hairy type. Must have had some velcro action after the first slam.

by brett71011 November 11, 2018

velcroid

a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person,

I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velcro. I'd been peeled off like a leech and now things stuck to me that shouldn't.

by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006