Validvictorian

The position held by the top student in a high school who does not know how to spell valedictorian.

Noun (plural): an 18th century English woman who needs approval to be victorianated.

Adj: What Roman conqueorers used to say after they won a battle.

I want to be Validvictorian of my senior class.

Marie Antoinette was a validvictorian

"VALIDVICTORIAN!!!" I win...

by Baboon Warrior October 16, 2008

Validititties

When you take a woman's word as true because she has nice titties.

When the hot girl said the falcons would win the superbowl, her validititties convinced me that they would.

by IntelAcer March 17, 2017

Validator

the newest transformer that validates all transformers and shows all errors it transform into a gay pink ipod

did you see validator validate megatron to death in transformers 2

by trent23 February 15, 2008

Valid Salad

The interjected exclamation following a statement that is true, or that the speaker of the phrase agrees with. Phrase use should have absolutely no correlation to food, as the irony is lost...

"My girlfriend is the stupidest girl in town."
"Why, man?"
"She doesn't know how to spell 'facetious'."
"Valid salad."

by danjdber September 11, 2009

Validation Whore

Someone who goes out of their way/shows off to obtain the validation/acceptance they want.

*in a huge group chat instead of one on one*

Tim: "Oi Eric I'm getting a car tomorrow, I wanna know if you think it's a good one or not?"
Eric: "Yeah sure mate, what kind you thinking?"
Tim: "car brand here - a really expensive one"
Eric: "Ah sweet, yeah get one of those."
Tim: *continues to talk about how amazing said car is*
Tim: "I'm not sure"
Tim: "Do you reckon it's worth it?"

*outside of said group chat*

Phoebe: "Tim is such a validation whore!"

--

Girl #1: "Omg, I'm so ugly!"
Girl #2: "No you're not!"
Girl #3: "You're gorgeous!"
Girl #4: "Don't say that! You're stunning!"
Girl #5: "You're perfect!"
Girl #1: Aww thanks guys! ... I still think I am though."

(And thus the cycle repeats, giving Girl #1 an endless amount of fished compliments).

by ThatFluffyUnicorn December 30, 2019

Not valid

Not valid as in a person that has little to no value or is just annoying

Your not valid stop talking

by Yawd man March 2, 2021

Valid

Someone who is valid means that they have to be fucked in the ass for free with no lube.

Person 1: I'm so valid!!!!
*Person 1 gets raped*

by fsdjfbndjksbfvgndjs August 28, 2021