vagtable

A vegetable that you can put in your vagina instead of a dildo

Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, etc

Those dykes are so poor they use vagtables

by Kaytlinnn January 14, 2009

Vagita

A Mexican Women who practices Cunnilingus; Latin Lesbians.

What I would give to be a fly on the wall in that vagita's room.

Those vagitas know how to prepare their tacos.

by AJ McCarley January 24, 2008

Valtard

Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.

Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.

by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008

vagtache

Hair grown around the vagina in the shape of a moustache

Man - What's that meant to be growing around your vagina?

Woman - That's my handle bar vagtache

by Grnzook March 1, 2009

Vagitache

Pubic hair surrounding female genitals. Derived from "vagina" and "moustache".

A brazillian - what sort of funky vagitache is that?

by Wilhelm Jagg February 4, 2010

Vanitas

A flamboyant man from The Case Study of Vanitas who is both very gay and very straight. He's a sub masochist who likes vampires biting his neck. He and his- side man Noe are trying to save vampires!

''I think I kin Vanitas.''
''Are you alright? Shall I call the hospital?''

''I think Vanitas is so hot!''
''Is it the hair or that oversized coat? I think it's both-''

by A Little Stinky Round The Edge September 22, 2021

vagtable

A very healthy, clean, delicious pussy comparable to vegetables, a common necesity needed to stay healthy.

Always eat your vagtables!

by arel May 28, 2007