Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.

Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!

by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023

Ursula

A magical witch that lives in the countryside surrounded by leaves, trees and crabs

Will you stop ursulating your way through my life? I've already told you, I am married!!!!

by Koyaaaa May 8, 2023

Ursula

A magical witch that lives in the countryside surrounded by leaves, trees and crabs

Will you stop ursulating your way through my life? I've already told you, I am married!!!!

by Koyaaaa May 8, 2023