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The Undertaker

This is the equivalent of "fake chow", to be performed on men. The undertaker entails not actually performing fellatio, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his dick is in your mouth.

This is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion

"the undertaker"
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.
The undertaker, blow job, gagging, hair, spit
by 28 Whitehorse road January 23, 2012
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UnderTakeR-

A KingsOfChaos player started in Age 2, joined a clan, started a revolution took over the clan, Became a top player and played top 20 account in age 3 beta finished #7 & Best belgian player in age 3! and is out for blood once again!!
UnderTakeR- a Belgian KoC player
by Elite Gaming network. March 16, 2005
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Undertakers Revenge

1. the message board located on Craig Owen's website (Craig: the vocalist of Chiodos and Cinematic Sunrise).

2. A message board where people are actually nice to each other. It is "unicorns and rainbows" in comparison with the other message boards out there.

3. The Chiodos board refers to it as "Craig's ego board" because they are haters.
What's undertakers revenge?
by DNApril August 19, 2008
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Kydie [Undertaker Pandya]

The best cat in the whole world. We'l always remember your time with us Kydie. We love you . Kydie Undertaker Panj- 1994-2008
A- Do you remember Kydie Undertaker Pandya?
N- (Bursts into tears)
A- I know, she was great
by Ajyybwoy1 October 9, 2008
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The Undertaker's Thirst For Revenge Is Unquenchable

Subtitled "The Final Battle," this song is possibly the greatest off the album Bone Palace Ballet by Chiodos, and also possibly Chiodos' best song yet. It features Nick Martin form the band Underminded.
Dude, i was listening to The Undertaker's Thirst For Revenge Is Unquenchable and i creamed my pants a little.
by keegsmaleegs July 3, 2008
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Dirty Undertaker

Is when you fake your own death and during the funeral you come out the coffin with your eyes rolled and stick your finger up someone's ass
Damn that funeral was crazy! He did a dirty Undertaker out of nowhere!
by XionGrey May 1, 2025
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bisexual undertaker

The cuntertaker, the goat of money in the bank, DAMIAN PRIEST
Person 1: "what does bisexual undertaker even do?"

Person 2: "he serves cunt"
by Bisexualundertaker April 7, 2024
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