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Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
by samaralic December 11, 2013
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Toope Moment

That moment when you or a friend fuck up typing a word or sentence multiple times in a row.
Jon: "I've been diagnosed with cacne"
"Canecr"
"Cancer"

Lucas: "Haha you just had a Toope Moment"
by overgrown cumstain December 10, 2020
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trump troops

The heavily armed, military-grade Federal officers dispatched, at the request of potus, to forcibly quell peaceful protestors.
You gonna protest tonite?
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!
by YAWA July 29, 2020
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Skull Trooper Disease

A disease where your balls turn purple, your nuts turn into V-Bucks, it's insane
My boy Crispy was diagnosed with Skull Trooper Disease.
by Crispy Concords May 30, 2023
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starfish trooper

one who seeks to or does engage in anal sex, regardless of gender preference
That guy is such a starfish trooper, always trying to get in a girls back door!
by i am, yeah, a back door man February 20, 2010
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wii troopers

The Wii Troopers (Clan Tag - wt) were a once glorious clan which dominated all online games on the Wii gaming system such as Call of Duty: WaW, Mario Kart Wii, SSBB, etc..

The clan started to break up around the the release of The Conduit. Many members were part of the CoD regiment and due to the easily hackable Wii, competitive online play was no longer viewed as even attemptable.

Shortly after the systems were able to be hacked, a multitude of members left and the few who remained were unable to keep the respect they once had.

Members nowadays have moved onto competitive gaming on other systems such as the Xbox 360 and PS3; some of which are now playing with Troopers Reborn on Xbox 360.
Man, I could never beat a member of the wii troopers.
by AGoobusNameKermit April 25, 2010
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trooping

all day we were trooping to get to the mall
by ReedsKii July 30, 2006
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