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twocer

n. from twoc; a person who commits acts of theft.

While it's a pretty general description, it's usually applied to pubescent kids from a lower-class background. Examples can be found loitering in groups (they're rarely seen alone) in areas where security guards won't chase them away in most British towns on weekends.

They can be easily identified by their appearance; a cap (either NY Yankees or fake Burberry) covering hair plastered down with too much gel; a face in dire need of some Clearasil; a hoodie, probably in a light colour and sporting the logo of a major sporting-goods manufacturer (so obviously not skater-wear); a pair of tracksuit (see tracksuit monkeys) bottoms tucked securely into their socks to a) show off their trainers (no matter how lame they are) and b) allow them to drop any small items they steal down their pants safe in the knowledge that they won't fall out the bottom.
Ugh; check out the twocers hanging around Woolworths waiting for the security guard to go away so they can put some pick-n-mix down their pants.
by Seej January 24, 2004
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twoderful

When two wonderful people combine their wonderfulness
I'm a movement by myself, but I'm a force when we're together..... it's a twoderful experience.
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toofer

Short for "two four", slang for a 24 pack of beer.

Canadian in origin.
"How much beer are you going to buy?"
"A toofer."
by Kaethe Rutkowski July 23, 2005
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twoofer

1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'
The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power
by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007
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Toofer

by bobomcgee October 20, 2009
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Tofer

(A)A Dank Person to hangout with and get high with.
(B)A lazy bastard that plays on the computer all day.
(C)A Person That bitches all the time.
what does Tofer do all day?
(A)A Dank Person to hangout with and get high with.
(B)A lazy bastard that plays on the computer all day.
(C)A Person That bitches all the time.
by HenryDaBomb August 8, 2008
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twoer

Did you see that vikor guy in that gay porn last night, he was a twoer
by Stopher Reinhold October 31, 2006
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