Tweed-shard 

noun. a person who inappropriately demonstrates their lack of expertise in a given skill or field, such as: politics, theatre, or public speaking.

How do we help this nation move forward together when the tweed-shard in office refuses to acknowledge home-grown terrorism?

Tweed-shard by loveurneighbor108 August 18, 2017

Tweed scum 

A person or persons originating from tweed heads located on the nsw border next to Coolangatta (coolangetto) tweed scum generally live on Kennedy dr or in close proximity (eg honeysuckle st, rose st) Adidas and Nike trackies are the clothing of choice

Best time to spot tweed scum is on dusk walking along Kennedy dr pushing a trolley with a carton of vb cans in it.
It's easy to spot tweed scum houses as there is usually a few trolleys a broken pram or two and more often than not a an old ripped up leather lounge

Excuse me sir are your going to pay for that hose u just cut of "no way bro I'm tweed scum I not pay fo nothin cunt tweed breed fo life"
Often holding middle fingers crossed on hand to make a w showing they are from the west side of tweed

Straight out of k drive the Australian version of Compton

Tweed scum by Etak snikpoh January 7, 2014

tweed sleeve 

The result left on one's arm after a session of anal fisting. Generally a combination od lubricant and dried faeces.

He was wearing a lovely tweed sleeve his boyfriend gave him.

tweed sleeve by mindcandy February 10, 2010

Tweed'd 

high as fuck off good ass weed

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone

Tweed'd by Dave April 16, 2005

tweed breed 

A Tweed Breed is a person from Tweed/Tweed Heads in the north east part of New South Wales. Tweed Breeds live in the slums.

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Tweed!
Person 1: YUK TWEED BREED!

tweed breed by jh1234 January 7, 2008

tweed-twiddling 

skeet shooting(clay pidgeons) flaming kittens in the place of clay pidgeons, to feel a sense of arousal.

"I had issues with my probation officer until I took her tweed-twiddling last elembeth, and ever since she's been my obedient sex slave."

tweed-twiddling by Brinton Chadwick Lollar, Joshua David Chapman November 23, 2007

tweed cabinet 

Rural slang from the South of England for the female genitalia. Like the gun cabinet, the key is kept elsewhere, but when inside the contents are just as explosive.

Her tweed cabinet was locked in line with government legislation

tweed cabinet by suits_you_sir June 19, 2010