Tallanasty

A nickname for the beloved Tallahasse, Florida.

Savannah: "When are you heading back up to the Tallanasty?"
Colleen: "Sunday afternoon."

by FSU Girl March 1, 2009

tulane

n., the best excuse to be in new orleans

i want to go to tulane, but i really want to go to a school that has lots of topiary gardens

by bitemestow-serge February 22, 2005

tuliany

Tuliany is smart, hot and sexy. She’s always good to have around and a great sense of humour. Beautiful smile to brighten your days and eyes to hypnotise you. Her voice will drive you wild. It’s a Brazilian name so she’s probably feisty. Be careful! Treat her with respect and she’ll have your back forever.

Did you see Tuliany? She’s smoking hot!

by NiHao69 February 20, 2019

tallahassee two step

When you and a friend sleep with eachother's girl in a raunchy, sex filled, one night stand ;)

Jay: "Hey jeff, wanna switch girls tonight?"

Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"

Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."

Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin April 19, 2022

Jethro Tull

To take a shit standing up while raising a leg to rest atop the toilet paper dispenser.

Goofus: *Gentle fluted tune plays*

Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?

Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*

*PLOPP*

*Ahhhhhhhhhh*

*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*

...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed

Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr January 9, 2021

Tulare County

A county in the southern Central Valley of California. It is known for its agriculture, but it also has the highest percent of population living in poverty in California and one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the state. Less than 1 in 5 high school graduates go to college. Gang violence is common. Is also known as a "black hole" by teenagers due to the high numbers of college graduates that somehow end up back in the hole where they grew up. Finally, its air quality makes Los Angeles look like the center of the EPA.

"I'm from Visalia, in Tulare County."
"Dude, that sucks."

by visaliastudent December 9, 2008

jethro tull

an amazing prog/folk/hard/blues rock band founded in 1968 by the most bad ass flautist ever, Ian Anderson. their first album was This Was, followed by Stand Up, Benefit, Aqualung,(their most commercial album, but quite possibly one of the best), Thick As A Brick, and countless others. The only two consistant band members since the band's inception are Martin Barre (guitarist) and Ian Anderson(singer, flautist).

to the faggot who said the beatles are heavier than Tull, listen to My God, Aqualung, Hymn 43, Cross eyed Mary, Locomotive Breath, or To Cry You A Song. all great, hard rock Tull songs.

Jethro Tull rules.

by streetmoney February 14, 2007