Turtlehead

When your poop begins to peek out of your butthole, like a turtle head out of its shell.

“No, I am not the one who called about the turtlehead!”

by GMM2023 September 20, 2023

Fucklehead

It's like fuck but for fucking fucker people

Oh fucklehead

by Retro-Cam February 17, 2025

Fucklehead

A fucking knucklehead

My hometown is full of fuckleheads!

by anonymous September 4, 2025

Turkish Turtlehead

When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.

Jakub: “That Turkish Turtlehead was one for the history books!”

by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 June 4, 2025