tragedy

oscar wilde said "tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die".

"oh man, i broke a nail, what a tragedy"
"that dude just fell into an open sewer and died! hahaha!"

by Benji July 27, 2003

Carlton United Tragedy

1. Song from the album "The Stage is Set" -Lyrical Commission.

2. A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the mid-to late 80's but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.

Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.

Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)

The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)

So far, there are no known survivors...

(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "

Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"

Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"

Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"

(Ex.2)

B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...

by 215Klique October 11, 2007

tragedy

when Drama(see "drama") is abound and it causes a bad scene. can cause the loss of friends, the hurting of feelings, etc. also prominant in the gay community.

Allie: they were causing so much drama i couldnt take it anymore.
Josh: well thats their tragedy to handle now.

by Allie May 19, 2003

tragedy foot

Truly a sad foot. One which is beset with grief.

"you are a tragedy foot."

by jajajajajajaja ake February 9, 2005

Tragedy Chaser

A person who visits people in hospitals/care centers etc, and checks on people. They do this, not for the person, but to make themselves look good. These people are mostly fake posers who have mastered the art of fake smiling and bullshitting. Most of the time they use God, Jesus, or any other form of deity they like or believe in. They may not even be religious at all, but at the core, are there for themselves, and only themselves. Also, the people they visit, do not necessarily know the chaser. This can occur often since elderly people do not who who the person is. Also, this person is most likely greedy as well.

Jim went to visit the hospitals again and went from room to room to see the injured and elderly. He's such a tragedy chaser.

by Buck Walter February 1, 2015

mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer

monokuma's butter, taka's boyfriend is now butter

Mondo butter, what a tragedy, what a bummer! smells great! wonder, what my pancakes will taste like now? So! Sad! You know, you should blame it all on that Junko! But grab a spoonful, and lets get ready for some chow!!

Mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer: Meaning the song that Monokuma had made for Mondo's execution (getting turned into butter)

by olikinne August 25, 2022

tragedy

the smelliest juicest tart who needs to get the tart away from me, people with the name tragedy are automatically juices. not good juice. bad juice. like. the opposite of apple juice. yeah. they put picture frames of eddy wee and year 4 amy in their rubbish pile, they need to get their juices juiced out this instant.

Is that tragedy?

yeah... better run.

by amykatrina February 11, 2021