Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014

toube

a very melodramatic person who seems to make drama of everything.

andrena, you need to stop being such a toube.

by andinaynur June 23, 2010

toupee

Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!

"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"

by Sarah and Maddy October 1, 2007

Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit

Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

tubee

See Flab for the definition (Luigi)

Luigi is sooooo TUBEEEEEE

by King Nob March 18, 2004

Toupee

When a sexy lass takes a semi soft dump, on the frontal crown of her man

Gary’s hair cut was too short. So I had to toupee him.

by Bad bitches 18 January 27, 2018

tombee

best bee in The Bee Battalion to ever live. basically queen bee.

Charbee: I now pronounce you, Tombee, queen bee.
Tombee: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Literally everyone: Tombee is so awesome oh my ogd

by kingt0mz November 10, 2021