Frank Tupelo

A very hot and attractive, nice smelling math teacher who also likes to travel, known as a tourist. He is obsessed with maths and making his students blush with his facial expressions, smirks and gazes. He prefers to be called Sir or Mr. Tupelo in class but if you ever call him master make sure you have good running shoes on. He was a criminal in the past and is very rich. Make him spaghetti and he'll marry you and he always wears suits. Warning this man can damage your brain forever with his haunting smirks... and can pop up in your dreams or thoughts...

Bailey: "I secretly wish frank tupelo is my math teacher.."

Liva: "Did you know that his real name is Alexander Pearce?"

by Mr.GoInMyCloset July 25, 2016

topologist

someone who gives good oral sex

a woman or man who gives good head or top is a topologist

by loko102 January 19, 2014

topslop

Whe you are fucking a girl, and she shits all over your dick and it get in your pubes. Then, you light your pubes on fire and the smell of burning pubes causes you and your partner to pass out. When she wakes up, you will be dead but she will cut off of your burnt dick and take it home and use it as a dildo.

Kiya told me she was going to topslop Lukas

by Bazingle June 15, 2017

Topologize

To assess the topological assets of a female

As soon as saw Karen I topologized her. She had good ratio between the maximum extension of her torso and the minimum. In fact it was so good I popped a boner.

by Math John June 11, 2012

Toploader

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

That guys (got) a toploader

by xander February 3, 2004

Toplolio

A literary term that applies to anything. Really anything that you don't know it for.

Jane asks, "What is that thing when two characters dialogue about nothing?"
You reply "Oh! Its toplolio."

by Ian Bell January 5, 2009

Toppelos

Top Aphelios

Hey! I think i am going to pick Toppelos this game.

by Shrink8 December 10, 2020