topslop 

Whe you are fucking a girl, and she shits all over your dick and it get in your pubes. Then, you light your pubes on fire and the smell of burning pubes causes you and your partner to pass out. When she wakes up, you will be dead but she will cut off of your burnt dick and take it home and use it as a dildo.

Kiya told me she was going to topslop Lukas

topslop by Bazingle June 15, 2017

Topshopping 

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in

<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me

Topshopping by Pystey1 November 19, 2009

Topshop leech 

Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.

"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"

"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"

*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."

Topshop leech by Lekiwiski May 21, 2009

Topshop 

A trendy clothing retailer that sells a large amount of bodycon dresses, crop tops, maxi skirts, and studded bags and shoes.

Person A- "I just bought a new dress at Topshop"

Topshop by Galaxystar March 23, 2013

Topshop Clone

A person who dresses solely in overpriced clothes from Topshop.

Topshop Clones tend to buy anything from Topshop regardless of whether or not they actually like it.

A: Hey, look at that girl wearing a band t-shirt even though she's never listened to their music, she only bought it 'cause it's from Topshop!
B: She's a Topshop Clone, that's why.

Topshop Clone by Alice842 April 13, 2011

topstop

when the sub is too cute and the dom stops functioning for a second

Wait a minute I've entered topstop.

topstop by RoyalEntity March 18, 2021

Topshop 

Topshop is the popular highstreet shop which provides the uniform for the entire female populace of the UK aged between 17-21.

The vast majority of these females congregate on university campuses, often bemusing passers by with the ability to blend in with one another and become just as indistinguishable as the person next to them.

Occasionally, large groups of identical females can be seen trawling the highstreet in the evenings in hunt of a male to satisfy their tragically low self-esteem and reassure their superficial personna. These groups are known as "Topshop Brigades". Approach with caution, or lots of money and pseudo-compliments.

Person 1: Dude, with a gene pool full of identical human beings, the human race is fucked!
Person 2: Relax! These people are all genetically different, they just happen to look the same. Although you are correct, with another generation of superficial and fake individuals to look forward to, we are indeed fucked :(.

Person 1: Wow, it's my lucky night man! I just scored with two identical twins!
Person 2: Caution! That's the topshop army you're messing with!
Person 1: Oh man, how could I have been so blind? I'm going to go home and cut off my genitals so I never make that mistake again!

Topshop girl 1: Hey, have you seen my new outfit?
Topshop girl 2: Hey! I have one just like it!
Normal individual: Hey ladies, have you seen these new grenade shaped purses?

Topshop by Myxomatosis October 2, 2005