tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

Topping up the myki

Doing a poo.

Origin: mix of Australian and Nordic.

“Have you seen Gabs”

“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”

by JaxCrackers June 5, 2018

Zzz toping

When one is in a prolonged state of benzo abuse and is drifting in and out of consciousness

Oh man you should have seen Troy last night, he was ZZZ toping so hard he was drowning in a bowl if Wheaties.

by Mizo capoli August 14, 2014

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018

Leon Topping

Absolute Neek.

Finn: Ugh I hate Leon Topping
Otis: Yeah he's an absolute Neek

by TheDanceOfItaly September 3, 2020

tooting the rock

slang term for someone who partakes in smoking crack.

Mavis decided that after her marathon boaby supper that she needed to take the edge off, and proceeded to toot the rock whilst recieving a cleveland steamer from Rick. Tooting the rock took her mind off the fact that she had just recieved a hot carl.

by gmac2k November 2, 2009