Tamalamadingdong

The act of anal penetration using a bell, or rattle sounding maker of some sort, with a man called Matt.

“The bell slid right into Matt, his ass dingle dangled all day”

So you into tamalamadingdong or not?

by Tamalamadingdong July 28, 2018

Tomalio

A prick that thinks hes cool cause he has white gramdma hair.
Which isnt cool, its lameeeeee!

Tomalio: Look at me, im sooooo cool. I have gramdma hair.

Normal Person: Thats dumb

Tomalio: Noooo! Its coooooool!

Normal Person: Ok loser.

by I is a person 2 September 25, 2021

hot tomale

Too hot to be handled. One fine human being. To be smoking hot.

Alexis is one hot tomale.

by Alexis O. September 20, 2003

tomplan

A last minute plan that involves all of your friends but fails miserably due to the lack of time and thought that went into the plan.

"Mario planned for a bonfire last night, but didn't tell anyone until the last minute. It was a total tomplan."

by nightowl519 August 23, 2011

Indian Tomahawk

When you receive a blow job from a girl while she tries to pull your ballsack to the back of your head, sometimes removing some hair and skin..

That bitch last night totally tried to pull an indian tomahawk on me. She must have found out I banged her sister..

by Second Lefty March 15, 2009

tomahawk chop

A karate-chop hand motion delivered to a guy's crotch. Was originally invented to be done with an actual tomahawk, but it was then decided that the receiver might not want to be sterile for the rest of his life. If you try it, ladies, just make sure the guy is into being dominated...

After he banged me on the pool table, I gave him the tomahawk chop.

by OstrichDrama August 6, 2006

zeta beta tomata

Unofficial frat which began in 2009 at Bucknell University. Welcomes all and parties harder than any frat at any school. Basically all the fun of a frat party without any of the borderline homosexual initiation rituals.

Dude: Yo man, which, hold on .....let me stick my thumb up this pledges butt..... frat you gonna rush bro?

Non-idiot: Well since you asked I'm already in Zeta Beta Tomata, and stop licking your thumb, thats fucked up

Dude:COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!!

by thebonewolf November 8, 2009