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mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.
Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.
by Marciexx April 27, 2008
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mooch

mew-chtch; verb. To walk in the local area for the sake of walking; often in order to de-stone oneself after a session. Often this is accompanied with stopping off for chippy and a fight before returning home.
"Feel a bit er, stoned, can we go for a mooch"

"I've been taken ill all of a sudden; fancy a mooch?"
by Luke Prescott December 23, 2007
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mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let Jae in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."
by Diego June 29, 2003
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Mooch

Unit of time equal to ten days. Coined for the length of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's tenure as Communications Director for the Trump Administration.
When Trump went on his 17-day vacation I thought "The news is going to be quiet for a while. Oh well, at least my F5 key can get a break."
Hahaha, oh, how naive and foolish I was all that long time ago, way, way back in those distant and forgotten days of... 10 days (aka 1 Mooch) ago.
by Miriax April 18, 2018
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Mooch

Someone who expects to be provided with everything for free and have tantrums or attitude problems when they are denied.
I stopped buying him free drinks and then he proceeded to have a conniption on me -- what a mooch!
by TarGlobe September 3, 2018
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Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.
"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"
by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017
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Mooched

Got fired disgracefully, a bully who got kicked out.
Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa
by Azarvet August 1, 2017
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