Time Bomb

In an office enviroment where there is little background noise to cover the sound of a fart, the Time Bomb is used to cover the sound of ripping that office fart. At precisely the moment you rip ass, you cough or produce a fake sneeze that far overshadows the sound of the Cleveland Air Freshener you just blasted out of your ass. It is also possible to get a "God Bless You" out of a co-worker when you use the sneeze option to which a "Thank You" reply is always justified.

Dude 1: Shit man, that hot chick in the cube next to me will never go out with me if she hears me farting all day. Dude 2: Fuck man, just do a Time Bomb if you don't have time to get out of your cube.

by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009

time bomb

Someone who is likely to get killed for reasons of acting out of person, being a total dick, etc.

Black Coat, White Shoes, Black Hat, Cadillac.....Yea, that boys a time bomb.

-Rancid

by Gunther December 17, 2004

cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

by Zach November 9, 2007

Mississippi time bomb

Tightly-packed marijuana in a gelatin capsule.

"I dropped two Mississippi time bombs before noon and by two o'clock I was baked as a cake!"

by Topper Sullivan December 21, 2008

Time Bomb

The act of rolling a sploofer( joint with tobacco ) then putting it into a bowl pice and surrounding it with more weed to keep it standing up. The you light the joint and rip it from the bong and wait til it gets to the weed then it will spark a fresh bowl at the bottom.

zach: "hey trynna burn"
alex: " yeah dude lets time bomb out of my new bong "
zach: " for sure dude lets do it"

by janetteoakleyV11 February 24, 2010

Russian time-bomb

A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.

Two people smoking
Guy#1: Wanna smoke?
Guy#2: sure lets make a Russian time-bomb!

by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021

time bomb

When a Man is so turned on that he knows as soon as his woman performs oral sex on him, it will be a quick and harsh orgasim in her mouth. Most of the time she is unaware that this is going to happen, and you give her no heads-up.

"damn, im so turned on, oh shit she started sucking my dick, its a time bomb now"

by d_RED_R November 5, 2006