twonk

general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has cocked up.

what a mess you twonk

by ginge July 20, 2008

thwock

The sound that accompanies the act of kicking an individual schquarely in the Jimmy. The act of kicking one in the Jimmy itself is commonly referred to as the administration of "THWOCKAGE". Often used as a greeting of the day between Tools.

"McLAW grimaced as The Schwartz administered THWOCKAGE."

by The Schwartz April 25, 2004

thwock

the sound or action of making the sound of clicking slime by poking it

She made a compilation of thwocks with her most popular slime.

by minjixoxx November 1, 2018

Thwank

A “thank you” wank

How rude of me… we had an amazing dinner tonight and I haven’t shown my appreciation! Now sit back, relax, and let me thwank you properly.

by fistintheface March 3, 2022

I thonk yeets

thinking about the act of yeet, yeeting, or having a yote

yesterday I was bored and I thonk yeets

by mynamaisnotjeff October 24, 2017

thonkini

Portmonteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thongini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thonkini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

Twonk

Straight version of a twink. For example, Owen Culleton.

I'm not attracted to twonks.

by Susie Moores February 26, 2021